BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
dads are wonderful
okay i need to talk about an issue
so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd
and how it had this:
and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell
and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them
and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner
we need to talk about this.
THAT WAS ME
(going to Rocky Horror Picture Show rehearsal)
so i’m thinking of writing a children’s/young adult fantasy/adventure novella with a trans boy as the main protag
there’d be magic and dragons and cool shit like that
are there any elements that you guys would be interested in seeing in that kind of story, or is there something that kind of story could have provided to your childhood self that you wish you’d had?
I’d love to read that; that sounds really interesting!
Due to family and financial issues, I’m not going to be able to make it to MAGfest this upcoming January. Since the MAGfest admins specifically recommend reselling a badge I can’t use, that’s what I’m doing!
Shoot me a message if you’re interested!
Aw, you won’t be there? *hugs*
Anyway, ***SIGNAL BOOST***