Actress (on a high school level).
Singer (done a few recordings, not planning on going pro).
Fangirl (celebrity crushes: Stephen Colbert, Doug Walker, Brad Jones, and Kyle Kallgren).
Nerdfighter (DFTBA).
TGWTG fan (whatever we're called).
Harry Potter fan (for years and years and years).
Hufflepuff (Woot woot!!!).
Abnormally in love with physics (This is where "Joules" comes from; my name is Julia.)
Overuser of emoticons (Gotta be expressive, even online. :P).
Sometimes I'm depressed, and that sucks.
But sometimes I'm a blender, so...yay? :D
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
how to drink milk
is this the right gif
NO IT’S NOT
Street harassment is not a compliment.
Not a god damn thing.
Well, duh! Kirk should be holding the shovel!
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
(Source: yamasks)
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell )
Minimalist Posters: Augustus Waters Quotes
Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?
What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…
OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATHWTAGVDSJXDJMO:DRHJJLDRTCHKNFHGVJKURY
Monty Python and the Holy Grail | The Tale of Brave Sir Robin
(Source: mostly-british-comedy)
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
OH MY GOD
I CAN DIE HAPPY.
oh my god, THIS IS PATRICK. I LOVE IT. THINGS!
(Source: doctorcrusher)
I just realized that once my friends start getting married, I will use the phrase, “I ship it” somewhere in their wedding cards and gifts…
(Source here)
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.
After I listened to this I was like ‘what’s that sound’ and IT WAS ME WHEEZING BC I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
I’m so sorry.
I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT I STILL WASN’T PREPARED
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
intimately close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with your enemies.
your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused
I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.
(Source: punkasslouis)
